Brief Disclaimer: I started this post pre-pandemic, but a tremendous lack of will and fortitude caused it to stall. I have now reignited the blog due to the fact that I have actually run out of ways to procrastinate. I tried to learn guitar, got frustrated and quit, tried to learn again, quit again. Will … Continue reading The How To Get People To Stop Randomly Hanging Out At Starbucks For Like Three Hours Brainstorm Index

Grocery shopping as a kid can suck. Like Tantalus, you pass within reach of all the candy you could ever dream of, only to be whisked away at the last moment to the god forsaken toiletries section. But somewhere in the midst gathering the milk, vegetables and other tedious essentials, you are thrust into a … Continue reading The Breakfast Cereals Of 2019 Power Rankings

I've been meaning to start a blog for awhile, but a deadly cocktail of apathy and laziness prevented that from happening. Until now. I am going to try to not make this one of those things where I make like three posts then abandon it forever, but if I'm being real with myself and the … Continue reading Hello